Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Know Your Woman

1. Women do not want an honest answer to the question ‘How Do I Look?’.

2. Despite claims to the contrary women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy. Ever see women trampling over Shahrukh to tear apart Sajid Khan’s clothes?

3. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her friend for two weeks and upon returning home she will call that same friend and they will talk for three hours.

4. ‘Oh nothing’ has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

5. All women are over-weight by definition. Women always have at least 10 kg to lose.

6. If it is not Valentine’s Day and you see a man in a flower shop you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘So what did you do?’

7. At a party men can never catch women checking out other men. Whereas women will always always catch men checking out other women.

8. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a party. You’ll never hear men say, ‘Oh my God! There’s another man wearing a gray suit, get me out of here!’

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